Yo yo people. I thought I would post a few blogs I wrote about 8 months ago but never remembered to publish. This is from my last farming in Italy experience(I'm about to go on another as well). The third one I didn't finish so yeah the end really is the end. Anyways I wanted to post them just for your reading pleasure. TOODLES
Farming Under the Sicilian Sun:
Mosquito HORROR
I’m not gonna lie guys, WWOOFing
might not be for everyone. At least in my experience, it could be quite trying.
You know this isn’t necessarily from all the work you might end up doing, it’s
more from the unforeseen things. I found myself in a situation in Sicily where
somehow 2 weeks there made me more homesick or just familiar surrounding sick
than I was maybe even all of the 5 months I was in Finland. At least for me, it
was a situation I was not used to. That being said, holy crap was it really
cool and worthwhile. There was at least a lot to learn, and I don’t know if I
learned it all but I definitely caught something along the way. Here’s a nice
description of my time farmin aaway.
There were some trials that went
on, but there was one menace that blotted out the others in the same way the
Persian arrows blotted out the sun in the 300 movie: Mosquitos. This by far
probably the worst most horrible thing about my WWOOFing experience. Other
comparably laughable problems were introduced by the incredible heat of the sun
along with the lack of air conditioning, the inability to find internet, and
the distance from town without public transport. That being said, some of the
good things about WWOOFing were, the sun, the relief from the internet, and
distance away from everything. Mosquitos were just unconditionally horrible
though so no positive part about those bastards.
I’m gonna go ahead and say it, I’ve
never seen so many mosquitos in my WHOLE LIFE. I think if you added up all the
mosquito bites I’ve ever gotten for all time, I got that many in the span of
time I was in Sicily. The things were a force to be reckoned with that could
not be underestimated. You see apparently we got there at a funny time(no, not
haha funny AT ALL though), this funny time meant that there wasn’t so much wind
and there was also a lot of mosquitos. About 5 or 6 of the last days we were
there the situation apparently turned to normal. The wind was often quite strong.
The houses don’t have air conditioning so the farm house was generally with
open windows and open doors all the time. The wind blowing around caused the
doors throughout the house periodically every fifteen minutes or so to slam
shut really loudly and scare the dang hell out of you.
Well usually the idea is that this
wind keep the mosquitos at a minimum, but this time it straight up just didn’t
for about half of our stay. Of course sure they had mosquitos, but the wind
really helped….and really also when the sun comes they tend to scatter as well.
It was quite interesting how after it warmed up a bit and the sun started to
hit your body you were pretty much almost safe from mosquitos. Okay here we
go…..give me a minute……okay….okay I think I’m ready now to talk about the
horrors. Generally we thought it was a good idea in the morning to go out
wearing things like for instance athletic shorts and a T shirt. It made perfect
sense, the temperature was in the 90s everyday(in September!!!) and we had just
come from Finland so yeah of course we were going to try to stay cool. I even
sometimes thought it was okay to take my shirt off for work – this habit died
very very quickly. This was an exceptionally bad idea when we would take a job
watering the orange orchard. This job often entailed lots of water and tall
grass….very bad. Also there were chickens you needed to feed, which I’ll get
into later, and going in that pin at night was pure suicide.
So you would go out there bright
eyed an bushy tailed only to be consumed by parasites. That’s right people,
here is the monster in the horror you’ve been waiting to see after it’s been
talked about so much. You could totally make a horrible horror movie out of
this! So you go down to the orange orchard and everything seems fine. You
figure you might be getting bit by one or two mosquitos but no big deal.
Usually you don’t even see the mosquito, it just bites you then later you
notice whoa I have a mosquito bite. Not these bastards, there’s too many of
them. As you got to the bottom, descended upon you, and I don’t exaggerate,
clouds of mosquitos. That’s right, so many mosquitos that they basically formed
a smokey colored cloud approaching you.
As you looked around you could see literally hundreds of mosquitos
swarming around you. Repellant only did so much, for every 50 mosquitos there
was at least one willing to take the risk. That meant at any given time there
could be 30 mosquitos trying to bite you at once. At one point I stopped
counting how many bites I had, they’re just now all going away! It’s been two
weeks!!! Eventually we gained wisdom and went out there with lose clothing.
That’s right lose, if you wore leggings or something(I do that all the time of
course) then they still bit you! Even when I had lose clothing, they still
tried. I remember just watching one on my shoulder just walking around trying
to find a spot. He would dip his little needle in as far as it would go till
his face was right against my shirt then pull it out and try again. Little
determined crazies!!!
I thought that was bad, and
apparently Africa has a mosquito problem…..omg, I seriously can’t imagine.
Alright, this is slightly lengthy, so I’ll break it up into two.
Farming under the Sicilian sun: the day job
Ciao freaks and geeks! Let’s get
down to business on what life was actually like on the farm other than mosquito
terror that will haunt me in my dreams well into my 30s and 40s. This is how
the day went: wake up at about 6:30 for a nice shower before a meeting at 7. My
the room I slept in was part of a long slab of about five rooms away from the
main house with a bathroom in the middle of all of them. There was definitely a
lizard roommate in my room. You woke up and went to the shower which was
powered by solar thermal panels on the roof of the house. That’s one thing you
notice in sicily and in general as you go further south, solar panels are quite
common. There were many many at the farm I was staying at, they provided hot
water for the whole farm. If you look at the power of the sun over the earth,
North African countries like Lybia are some of the best places for solar power.
Since Sicily is right around the corner, BOOM solar panels.
After your breakfast group
breakfast meeting with the farm owner, you would split into separate jobs. Most
of the jobs were something like pulling weeds or using different methods to
water the orange trees so they’ll be ready for the winter harvest. From where
we pulled weeds was a good view of the hilly surroundings, which was very cool.
Not to mention that there was a great view of the enormous active volcano which
we were about 40km from called Mt. Etna, but that’s for a different blog. There
were other little jobs around the house we all took some responsibility for.
This included feeding the dogs/cats/donkeys/chickens, watering the plants,
turning on/off the irrigation systems, and putting the chickens in their house
at night. This entailed the second largest horror of the farm: anything to do
with the chickenz.
Of course as usual the mosquitos
found the chicken house a perfect breeding ground and loved to ambush you at
night when you went to put the chickens in, but that’s not what I’m talking
about. I’m talking about the evil birds of death which were fired straight from
the depths of the underworld out the peaks of Mt. Etna itself and then
delivered to our farm – I’m talking about the damn hateful ass Geese! Now a
goose seems like it should be a peaceful animal or at least somewhat funny, but
these geese were not swans. These Geese were blood thirsty murderers!!! There
were two normal ones and one weird looking Chinese one, and they were scary! They
were used to scare off foxes who might try and come to take the chickens, and
they were effective at this as well as terrifying people! As soon as you would
start to approach the chicken pin, they would know you were coming and begin
their intimidating sounds….Honhonhonkhonkhonk!....SCREEEEECH!
It was always the honk honk from
the normal ones then a few seconds later came screech from the weird Chinese
one. The Chinese one was bigger than the other two and definitely the alpha.
Maybe it’s a metaphor for the future with china the US and the EU. All methods
of predicting the future using Geese aside(if the Germans can use an octopus,
why can’t I use geese???.....you might say I’m comparing apples and oranges,
but I think that saying I’m comparing geese and octopi is a stronger statement
in the first place), they would get really close to you and flap their wings
and chase you and act like they were gonna peck you…..but then never did it.
They were geese with a lot of bark and no bite, which is scary in the anyways
because I didn’t know geese could do either of those.
The heat on the farm along with the
culture of Southern Italy meant we only worked until about 11 or 12 before
stopping for a while. This was partly because of the heat, after 12 and until
about 4 it go so incredibly hot that doing farm work was just slightly
impossible. Also in Southern Italia they have siestas, and it was interesting
how much everyone followed the siesta law. Of course followed it on the farm,
and it was pretty nice. Thing was that sleeping could be, for me at least,
quite difficult in the heat. I would always always always wake up sweating my
butt off. I felt like I needed to drink a lot of water after sleeping because
it dehydrated me. So even though I would wake up having gotten some sleep, I
would feel a different kind of discomfort that was dehydration instead of
sleepiness.
The siesta was such a powerful
thing at least in the town we were at and in the big city next to us. If you
tried to go to do something in town between 1 and 4 you couldn’t because
NOTHING WAS OPEN AT ALL. The place seemed just like a Ghost town when this
happened, no one on the streets, no shops open, no buses running or even cars.
NOTHING. Because of this it seemed like the schedule in this part of the world
was quite strongly shifted. On the farm
we ate lunch maybe around 3pm and dinner at something like 9pm. If you went out
on the streets at 9, 10, 11pm they were completely crowded with people out
doing things and having conversations. I guess it’s just so hot people try to
stay out of the sun and out of the anything during the day then at night the
temperature becomes acceptable to actually exist.
So this is my nutshell experience
as a farmer. Oh yeah I forgot to mention one thing, the farm was a VEGETARIAN
farm. Now that’s a surprise. Yup, that’s right people, I was basically a
vegetarian for two weeks. I’m so proud of myself, now that’s perseverance!
Alright till next time!
Mt. Etna: What now Frodo?!?!?!?!!
When Maija and I were looking for
farms, we didn’t have incredibly strict criteria. We wanted a place that
wouldn’t work us like dogs, seemed like they had at least some of their ducks
in a row(too bad we didn’t make criteria for geese..), and were near one of the
places Ryanair flew to from Tampere where we were staying. It was a very
interesting twist when we realized the farm we ended up choosing was positioned
near an enormous 3.5 kilometer(2 mile) tall active volcano that on a clear day
can be seen from over half of the huge island of Sicily. This volcano, named
Mount Etna, is the largest volcano in Europe and one of the most active in the
world. Sicily is home to some mountains that can be quite huge and many many
many almost bald or completely bald hills. Visibility can also be quite good,
so the area around Mount Etna was always very interesting. The towns and cities
basically revolve around Etna, and so when you drive to the next town, you can
see that you’re just driving part of a hug huge huge circle around Etna. The
landscape of small hills makes it so as your driving or even walking you can
just see easily the neighboring towns, even if they’re 20km away and specially
at night.
If driving a circle around this volcano to get to the next
town didn’t make you notice that’s there for some reason, there’s still
absolutely no missing or ignoring the thing! It’s no wonder that the ancient
Greeks associated it with gods and so on. Apparently in Greek Mythology, Athena
got super pissed at a titan and threw it in the ocean then threw Sicily on top
of it. As the legend goes the titan still gets a bit agitated to have an island
on top of it, which I imagine can be a bit annoying, and causes earthquakes
which lead to eruptions etc.
Etna is huge huge huge and dominates the view of the
landscape completely if you happen to be within half of Sicily of it. The hills
around it are not very big at all then all the sudden there’s a huge volcano.
The volcano actually at least at the base has a gradual slope so driving a
circle around it heck might even take an hour I imagine. Very big!
It soon became obvious that we should take advantage of this
very unique piece of landscape we just happened upon, and boy was that notion
worth it! On our day off we decided to ascend this beast! We took the bus to
the guide centers which were at about 1900 meters. Already you could see that
you were way way up! The clouds were much closer, air much cooler, and there
was forest. Now I found the forest interesting. It’s about 95 degrees at the
bottom of the volcano with almost nothing except very small trees and bushes
that sparsely covered some parts of the landscape. Mount etna was barren at the
bottom like the rest, forest in the middle, then barren again above 2000 meters
with lava stone covering the ground. I think this showed that the forest
developed as a function of the changing climate due to the altitude. In short,
perhaps the temperature dropped low enough for there to be forest on that
particular mountain. Something like that, don’t wanna think too much.
Anyways, the point is there was a very strong difference
between the temperature at the bottom and at the top. At the bottom it was
something like 85-95 and at the top it was between 50-60 Fahrenheit – very
interesting. So we decided to do the tour which took us up by cable car and off
road bus 1 hour then a 4 hour walk down by foot. After the cable car we were
even with the clouds. One interesting thing about the area from what I noticed
is that generally there aren’t many clouds at all – except the ones that gather
around Mount Etna. Sure there are some here and there, and on this day we could
see some in the distance. But really any large amount of clouds gather around
Etna. My entry level degree would tell me this is for two reasons. One is that
Etna, as this happens with other high mountains as well, is so tall that the
clouds that are there are generally floating around at an altitude lower than
the peak crater of Etna. Etna is so big that the clouds have trouble going around
so they just gather in masses around Etnas peak, unable to scoot by. This
phenomenon causes mountainous places to become quite polluted sometimes because
the pollution rises into the air but can’t spread out cause it’s stuck on some
mountain. The second reason why this might happen is that Etna smokes
constantly and probably emits small particulate matter which is what tends to
cause the formation of clouds. Water droplets condense onto little pieces of
stuff that float around in the air due high moisture levels in the air. This is
more likely to happen if there is more particulate matter in the air, ie stuff
from the smoke. So there it is folks, could be wrong but you should probably
think it’s true.
Anyways so at the end of the cable car we were at the same
level of the clouds, then we went up more. Ears were popping and popping and
popping. These freaking buses were hardcore, huge wheels they were like heavy
artillery or something. We got to the top, it was something else to be up
there. It had taken a long time just to get up there with bus+cable car+badass
bus! We were finally up there, the view was absolutely magnificent. In front of
us and up was an enormous smoking crater, to our left were the towns and hills
we just left to come up there, to our right were clouds in the distance we were
above, and behind us was a huge huge cloud that was slowly creeping up to the
peak of the volcano. One of the craters in the distance had snow on it! Crazy,
it was like 90 degrees at the bottom! We were unable to go up to the main huge
crater with snow on it because it was too active and there were all kinds of
bad things we didn’t need to be near. We did however go up near the crater
where the last eruption was, and where they thought the next one would be. The
last eruption, which was 2 weeks before we got there, blew the side off one of
the craters and the lava flowed down the side of the mountain. You see, this
isn’t like a volcano like one thinks. Usually one thinks of a volcano as one
steep steep mountain with one huge huge hole at the top. Well I would say it’s
safe to use the analogy of a heart on this one. The symbol of a heart <3
doesn’t actually at all look like a heart. Hmm, I think that’s the situation
here. This volcano had something like 10 craters all over in different spots
on the mountain. Right now there are
about three that show activity either in the form of continuous bubbling or
periodic eruptions, but the eruptions of yesteryears were in different places
on the mountains. There are at least four other ones that are recent and
something like 2 that are from eruptions hundreds of years ago. Generally it
seems like it’s been from a different crater for every activity episode lasting
maybe weeks or years or days etc.
We came at an interesting time really, because the volcano
was so active. When we stepped out of the bus the guide immediately started
telling us interesting things about the volcano, for instance about the
volcanic rock we were standing on. The whole top of Mount Etna is seriously like
a volcanic rock desert with many hills and mountains even on the volcano
itself. The top is huge, don’t think of the peak here as something you stand on
the tip top and it’s straight down on both sides. You could probably place a
moderately sized town or a very small city on the area at the top covered by
volcanic rock and sand. Apparently this landscape resembles the moon – either
way it’s enormous. So the guide starts telling us interesting things like for
instance that there was a meter thick layer of lava rock under our feet, but
underneath that was snow…and furthermore that snow covers the top of the
mountain the whole year, it’s just covered particularly in the summer by this
lava rock. We then started to ascend by foot up to the crater of the most recent
eruption. It was longer than it looks, the landscape lends itself to messing up
your ability to judge distances. Haha within the first 10 minutes a couple
people started to already have to stop and catch their breath. At this point I
thought it was gonna be a long walk but luckily that was the most of the up
hill climbing we did.
Although we couldn’t see it, the lava was quite close under
us as we got closer to the crater, and you could start to really feel your feet
get hot. It was really strange, your feet began to be too hot and quite
uncomfortable while the upper half of your body was a bit cold as it was used
to 95 degrees instead of 55 degrees with on top of that. If you held your hand
over some cracks in the ground you could feel really hot air coming out. It
was also really interesting to see the
cloud up close that had at this point gathered around one side of the peak of Mount
Etna. The motion of the clouds up close is really cool, I wish I could describe
it. If you see little pieces of cloud up close, they move around a lot. When
the cloud would start to blow up against the mountain, it would begin to swirl
around – really neat.
So we inspected up close the crater of the last eruption,
which was on august 29. This was strange to know it was so recent. The guide
casually then mentioned that they expected an eruption that day or the day
after……!!! We were like uh haha yeah right. Then he told us if we started to feel
the ground shake a bit to stay with him and not to just start running. Still we
were like hmmm yeah noooo way. Then at one point we were waiting for the other
group to go far enough ahead of us and we were all just chatting away…then he
told us all to be quiet for 30 seconds and he seemed quite serious. He said he
thought he heard something and he needed to listen for a sound that you hear
before there is an eruption. After 30 seconds he said okay let’s go….haha still
we were like suuuure sure. Hah well I’ll tell you in a bit why he was not
joking at all!
So we moved away from the main crater to an overlook to have
lunch. As we passed the main three craters at the top so close to them it was
really strange to realize where I was….just like where am I and what am I
seeing right now…..did I ever guess I would be here? So we go sit down and eat
a pizza or two and look at the absolutely amazing view of the clouds and the
hilly landscape below. We were about the height that you jump out of an
airplane when you skydive. We continued after this down the hill a bit and to
two of the old craters from 2001 and 2002 eruptions. They were quite
interesting, as one of them was still steaming a lot. The steam was of course
from water in the mountain, but it was from water which was being vaporized by
lava that was running really close to the water. On the right also was this
huge huge clearing of just volcanic rock, it really looked like a dark gray
desert!
So we walked on the edge of this crater which was
circular. It seemed like the only way
down was the path we came up, because both sides of the crater were just almost
straight down. Confused I asked which way were would go next. “That way” the
guide says and points down. I’m like WTF there’s no way. Then the guide continues
to show us a way of “running” down the hill. If you lean back and are afraid to
fall, you fall. If you accept the gravity, lean forward, and run then you do
pretty well because you shoes sink so deeply down into the volcano stone with
every step. Confused and afraid we did it, it was a pretty long way down! And
it worked! I took a video while doing it, and on the video it looks like we’re
not moving at all almost but we were really going fast! It was absurd.